What's so funny about old people?
- Even Lord Glaxnor can't stand them:
Lord Glaxnor Says All Old People Must Die
- They don't appreciate things like the "Senior Menu":
Total Crocs: Suze Orman, Other People's Pets, and Old People
- Not much, if you're driving behind one on a two-lane road:
You Drive Me
Crazy
- Watching them stave off death, one workout at a time:
Dear Old People
at the Gym
- They still sleep with dolls when they get lonely:
Japanese "Social
Security" Dolls for Elderly to be Poorly Made in America
- The way they position their carts to block traffic in grocery stores:
The War on
Rudeness
- When they embarrass themselves trying to lift heavy things:
Old Dude and the Antique Fire Alarm
- They steal stuff too:
Forty Dollars
with a Vengeance
- All they can do is sneeze online:
Old Man
Sneezing
- Conversing with them about the same thing every Christmas:
How You Spent
Christmas Day
You know what else is funny?
