Emily Garringer personally knows someone named Garrison at Iowa State University who's better known as Titty Fuck because one night at the bar, she was walking around with her huge tits and Darin (a co-worker) walked up to her and said, "I would titty fuck the shit out of those!" Just as he finished that sentence, Cody (gay co-worker), walked up and said, "Hell yeah, I would too!" with his boyfriend standing right behind him. Thus, she became "Titty Fuck"!

Wayne Rogers has a friend who knows a person named Mitch at Utica College who's better known as Slice because he regularly wears outfits that would make Elton John and Fonzie both jealous. He's also fairly open about his sexual orientation towards his close friends. He was given the nickname "Slice," after a popular non-carbonated beverage available on campus that was advertised as "Contains 10% Real Fruit Juice."

Trent personally knows someone named Erin Tatum at Other Troy University - Troy who's better known as Pledge Slayer Level 70 because in the course of the first half of fall semester, she successfully slayed the majority of the pledge class of '07. Only two were spared the horror their pledge brothers endured.

Scott Winter personally knows someone named Patrick Moleneaux at Saint Edwards University who's better known as Piss Pantsless Patrick because he always ended up without his pants when he was drunk because he was scared he would piss on them while drinking.

Tiffany personally knows someone named Erin at Xavier University - Cincinnati who's better known as It because "she" has been mistaken, even by an ex-boyfriend, for a guy. "She" dresses and acts like a guy, but forces men to date "her." "Her" true identity is truly a mystery to most.

David Nelson personally knows someone named Jon at York University who's better known as Jonny Floorchicken because in a stoned haze, he likes to sit on the floor, pulling pieces off a greasy whole roasted chicken, while playing video games.

Josh personally knows someone named Nicholas Gaudio at West Virginia University who's better known as Bitch Guido because he was wearing a teal button-up shirt that allowed a significant amount of chesthair to waft in the late summer breeze, and Josh was high at the time.

Ramon Chacon personally knows someone named Lizzie at Santa Clara University who's better known as Cro-Mag because she has a large protruding forehead that makes her appear to be from a prehistoric era.

Joe personally knows someone named Kyle Shea at Plymouth State College who's better known as Wrong Way Shea because on his first time going down on a girl...he went for the back end.

Edgardo Lopez personally knows someone named Sam at Kutztown University of Pennsylvania who's better known as The Snack That Talks Back because of a friend who hooked up with her early sophomore year. Later on, she told a unsuspecting crowd of this guy's friends about what happened earlier in the year. His friends were shocked and horrified about what happened. The name was created for the gossip queen as payback.

Greta Glaser once met a person named William at College of William and Mary who's better known as Wireless Will because he is so out of touch with humanity he had to be banned from the all-girls dorm when he followed one too many girls home at night.

C. Ripple personally knows someone named Adam at University of Akron who's better known as Crazy McFacebook because he constantly attempts to seduce women he knows solely through Facebook. Why can't he just pick up a drunk broad at a bar/party like the rest of us, sheesh!?!

Harpo personally knows someone named Todd at Kent State University who's better known as Bowser, King of Fucking Butts because during a blackout, a friend of his randomly asked Todd if he did his wife in the butt, and he proudly replied yes. Since he resembles King Koopa with his gnarly teeth and he explored a realm they never had, they dubbed him the Bowser, King of Fucking Butts.

Munk personally knows someone named Candice at Utica College who's better known as Land Manatee because none of his friends like her and she's extremely overweight.

Simonne has a friend who knows a person named Tobias at Lawrence University who's better known as E-Jack Slack because he was the biggest slacker on campus, and all he did was smoke pot and ejaculate from his recliner chair in his dorm room that had hardened jizz all over the seat - so bad that no one ever wanted to sit in it.