| Extreme Sports World Tour | David Nelson | 07/24/08 | |
| The Snippets Dug | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/19/08 | |
| My Organs and I Go to Work | Casey Freeman | 08/18/08 | |
| Celebrity Sex Tape Review | Allison Parks | 08/03/08 | |
| Languages I Hate | David Nelson | 08/15/08 | |
| Today in the News | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/06/08 | |
| George Washington Handles a Terrorist Attack | John Gillespie | 07/31/08 | |
| I Love You, Bob Costas | Sarah Romeo | 08/13/08 | |
| The Snippets Missed You | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/11/08 | |
| How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Cerebellum) | Alex Bash | 08/06/08 | |
| If I Had a Kid, I Would Raise a Judgmental Snob | Nathan DeGraaf | 07/31/08 | |
| The Gayest Fire Alarm Story Ever | Casey Freeman | 08/04/08 | |
| Top Ten Uses for a Dead Cat | Scott Goodyer | 07/24/08 | |
| Girls are Like Food, Part 1: Appetizers | Nathan DeGraaf | 07/30/08 | |
| Wireless | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/01/08 | |
| It's an Election Year and I Don't Like You | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/12/08 | |
| Total Crocs: Suze Orman, Other People's Pets, and Old People | Carolina M | 07/29/08 | |
| Hot Time in the City: Moving to NYC After Graduation | Casey Freeman | 07/28/08 | |
| Getting Ink Done Right | Casey Freeman | 08/11/08 | |
| It's Friday Night and the Moose is Right | Nick Moose | 08/01/08 | |
| Paul Frank vs. X vs. kc | Casey Freeman | 08/07/08 | |
| Class Big Brother | Brian Agler | 08/09/08 | |
| Don't Look Now, But a Homeless Man is Trying to Kill You | Paul Frank | 07/27/08 | |
| I Probably Shouldn't Ask This, But... | Court Sullivan | 08/15/08 | |
| Cancel My Subscription to "BoatWorks," Now That I am Tired of Looking Like an Asshole | Omar Kitrich | 07/28/08 | |
| Captain of the Sea | Nick Gaudio | 08/04/08 | |
| Photo of the Week | Sarah Romeo | 08/18/08 | |
| Six Degrees of Facebook | Daniel Johnson | 07/26/08 | |
| Drinking and Saying Hello | Nathan DeGraaf | 07/28/08 | |
| Observations Take the Bronze | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/17/08 | |
| A Firm Punk-Pop Unit | Nick Moose | 07/25/08 | |
| I Never Realized I Wanted To Kill Myself Before | Paul Frank | 08/08/08 | |
| Cerebral Blue Balls | Michael J. Galt | 08/18/08 | |
| The Hugging Lion | Casey Freeman | 07/30/08 | |
| Thanks Again (poem) | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/09/08 | |
| Home is No Longer Safe | Sarah Romeo | 08/10/08 | |
| Aye, There's the Rub: Rabbits | Nick Moose | 08/08/08 | |
| The Most Depraved Thing I Ever Read | Nathan DeGraaf | 08/04/08 | |
| 11 Awesome Things About Being a Bouncer | Casey Freeman | 08/12/08 | |
| What's Her Problem? | J.B. Hour | 08/06/08 | |
| Dear Black People: Stop Haunting My Dreams | Paul Frank | 08/17/08 | |
| What to Do About Brains | Crad Kilodney | 08/04/08 | |
| Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want to be a Slut | Victoria | 08/14/08 | |
| This is the Only Sandwich I'm Making, So You Better Enjoy It, Dammit. | Sarah Romeo | 08/05/08 | |
| Don't Make Me Think Twice, Steve Krug | Court Sullivan | 07/26/08 | |
| Irony 101 | J.B. Hour | 08/05/08 | |
| In Defense of NYC | Casey Freeman | 08/04/08 | |
| Hit Me Baby One More Time | Paul Frank | 08/11/08 | |
| Never Had a Blumpkin | Alex Willen | 08/02/08 | |
| That Bank Robber is Not Fucking Kidding | Paul Frank | 08/05/08 | |