"So in church yesterday the dude was like, 'Is there anything we need to pray for or ask God's grace for?' And people were like, 'So and so's in the hospital, so and so is dying, so and so has rectal cancer.' And then this chick is like, 'WE NEED TO PRAY FOR OUR ATHLETES AND THEIR SUCCESS.' And I was like 'FUCK YOU WOMAN.' But I didn't really say that. Like, it was so awkward, the way she said it. It's like me saying, 'We need to pray for Safeway employees, the way they bring us fresh produce everyday.' Like, who the fuck says that."
-Tanya, on excessive prayer