Waiter: Would you like soup or salad?
Steve: Yes, please.
Waiter: What?
Steve: I said I wanted the super salad!
Waiter: I asked if you wanted "soup" or "salad."
Steve: Oh. None thanks.
Waiter: Mmhmm. What kind of dressing?
-When two idiots meet
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K Si likes this websicle, and K Si enjoys talking about themselves in the 4th, 5th, and 6th, person... K Si <3 Coints In Pase!
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I am about myself, I don't like when people tell you to face forward, cause I, personally, can't face any other way. I like the White SOX more than most people, and by that I mean I like the White SOX more than most people do, but by THAT I
mean I like the White SOX more than I like most people. As JFist would say "Wanna do some needle drugs....?" If you ask me I'll tell you.
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Annie: This is going to sound really crazy but there's only a few wrestlers I actually watch for the wrestling... I mainly just pay attention to the storyline.
K Si: That's like watching porn for the story!!
-Except for the sex I guess
K Si: Shit!, Fuck! Joe, why do I suck at life?!?
Joe K: Because you let life suck at you....
-K Si, as he dropped his keys and cell phone, then spilled his beer while bending over them pick them up
K Si: If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
Mikey: Midget porn!
Joe K: Amputee strippers!!
TK: Retards!!!
-Not getting the whole "rhetorical thing"