Similar to DAVE NELSON, i also have a love of words… it's a comedy thing, milking the most out of a joke by choosing the right teat to suckle from. Notice the metaphor of word choice to teat choice…
Also notice how funny TEAT is compared to other such boob words: breast, tit, honker…
Okay, honker is good. I should have gone with that one. Anyway, here are some words/phrases that have made their way into my vernacular.
Blahg – A particularly lame or uninteresting web log, especially in self-deprecating reference to Beard on Tap.
God, after seeing what everyone else is doing with their sites, mine feels like a blahg
Woobies – In case you missed my Hair Raid post, this one is merely a word that conveys both excitement and breasts… since after all the two are fond lovers and always seen together… except when they have their fights (i.e. fat men and relatives)
Dude, WOOBIES! YES! Aww they're gone. But wait that guy's showing us something. AWW DAMNUTS!
Damnuts – You like balls, dude?
See above.
*Movie Reference* that *Object* – Okay, so this is more of a formula for you to use on your own, but it boils down to using proper nouns, such as the title or character from a movie, as a verb. It's really fun to say for instance… “Han Solo that bitch” meaning to shoot with a blaster some punk who's trying to collect a bounty on your head, but not special edition where it was digitally edited to make greedo shoot first…
Okay So maybe you don't get to use that one that often, but the possibilities are endless. Anything you see in a movie that replays in real life can be turned into a clever in-joke.
Still confused? For example remember Blues Brothers when they pile a whole bunch of shit in front of the door to keep all those cops/army out? Well a roommate of mine was spending entirely too much time with his girlfriend and not in the dorm. One night I yell out “Blues Brothers That Door!” and soon enough we had piled all the furniture in front of the only exit, forcing our friend to stay with us just a little while longer.
If you're still lost, then go Boogie Nights yourself.
Owww – expressing desire to copulate, ironic communication of pain to denote the amount of forseen pleasure in nailing some broad.
Girls Gone Wild commerical is on guys! Ow! Oh my God! OWWWW!
Hilarisexy – funny, yet arousing. or arousing, yet funny. I don't know which.
What's a word I should create to promote myself more? Ah Yes, Hilarisexy!