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Chuck Norris has brainwashed some people into complete submission. Here's what these die-hard 'Chuck fans' have to say about Anti-Chuck Norris Facts.
#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.
An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.
Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You killed a fucking clown.
The delicate art of seducing your most prized member begins by earning it's trust. That means always choosing appropriate times and holes.
Oh, you thought you had crazy co-workers? You've got nothing on these bitter, angry, depraved, and sexually outlandish bosses and employees.
Do you want to kill yourself one day? Of course you do! Follow these guidelines for a note that'll really wow your roommates.
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!
Pretend to know about books and stuff, and teachers will give you better grades, and people of the opposite sex might actually sleep with you.
From semicolons to poetry to logical fallacies, there's not a page in the book you can't fake. Even the one that was never written.
Chuck Norris is not as all-powerful as you thought. Learn his vulnerabilities, exposed by fact-checkers everywhere. Here's looking at the REAL Chuck Norris.
His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.