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They'll torture you in every way, most notably, sleeping around with the ugliest men possible. Why? Because they're attention-whores.
Do your research, show up late, and don't forget to come bearing gifts of drugs or alcohol. Congratulations, you're deep in unknown territory.
Thanks, U.S. government, for telling us exactly when and how gambling is not wrong and immoral. Bet that goes for marijuana too, huh?
The mildly misogynistic ramblings of a young man struggling to walk the line between being happy and being sober.
Testing his uncanny capacity to endure the worst life has to offer, Dave hits the town's most horrible bars, one after the next.
Once again, we review the barely passable cinema that is Tribeca. Caution, extensive viewing may result in serious mental regression.
An eloquent disposition on the experiences and people inherent to college life from the perspective of an outright asshole.
The sheer lunacy of Japanese game show contestants is enough to put anime drama to shame. Right or wrong, the answer is comedy.
When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.
If you're trying to find out if your girlfriend is a lemon, give her a litmus test. If you wanna know if she's a lying slut, the answer is yes.
A look at the best and the worst YouTube has to offer by a man driven to internet writing after rejection from the cruel world of cinema.
Next time you hear the words, 'What can I get you to drink?' you'll know exactly what you're getting yourself into besides 'drunk.'