As your mayor I promise to deal with the blights of this city: dozens of unfilled potholes, a lack of affordable housing, and obviously, Greg.
Will it scrape along a Toyota Camry, taking off seven inches of paint and cost the owner hundreds of dollars?
2:00 PM --- The girls have worked up an appetite after all the screaming and feces throwing. Head to bottomless brunch.
A single smudge on an otherwise clean French door? No worries! An entire handprint? It’s a crime scene.
But friend, we are far from alone. We share this space with a legion of bugs.
But I really need to keep my weekends free in case my brother gets the jet skis or NYT Cooking puts out a really bomb 12-hour stew.
There is currently a Starburst-flavored C4 energy drink wedged underneath the brake pedal of my car.
Humans are way more efficient than cars. I’ve walked thousands of miles in my life and only drank 1, 2 gallons of gasoline, tops.
Some politicians stand for the truth. As its replacement.
Learning how to pick locks has really opened up a lot of doors for me.
But friend, we are far from alone. We share this space with a legion of bugs.
The very moment I use my turning signal I will be blasted sky-high. You can imagine the headache this has brought upon me.
Is it even a crime to steal pasta? Oh right, it is.
But please whisper these questions. I fell into this lion’s den at the zoo and the lions are sleeping. I want to keep it that way.
The very moment I use my turning signal I will be blasted sky-high. You can imagine the headache this has brought upon me.
Stimulate Your Baby’s Senses: But avoid actual stimulants, like coffee and Red Bull.
Don't be fooled by what may look like simple affection. This is a manipulation tactic meant to keep you emotionally reliant on the Narcissist.
