So You Ignored the Warnings of That Dystopian Novel
Take some deep breaths and be mindful that there are several levels to the destruction you have wrought upon the one livable place we humans are aware of.
Michael B. Hock graduated from Lake Braddock Secondary School in Fairfax, VA in the late 1900’s, and at George Mason University shortly thereafter with a BA in English. He writes for his personal blog at Badshakespeare.com. His work has been featured on Cracked.com. He has an MFA in Fiction at George Mason University, and is currently rated third in the Amish Robot Fighting League. At the time of this writing, he lives in Fairfax with his wife and his three cats, who are not very well behaved even for cats.
Take some deep breaths and be mindful that there are several levels to the destruction you have wrought upon the one livable place we humans are aware of.
We will have an authentic Old Crone sitting in the back of your wedding venue, looking out of place and muttering curses under her breath.