Drinking and Partying Quotes

Drunk girl: I'm filled with the Holy Spirit!
Drunk girl's friend: You're filled with wh--
Drunk girl: AND BOOZE!
-Overheard outside a party

"Well we're either going the right way or the wrong way."
-Duff, backseat drunk driving on the way to a party

Taryn: I was so proud of myself this year. I didn't pass out once or makeout with anyone!
Allie: Taryn, you passed out by noon in a chair and we poured beer all over you one day and carried you back another. And you made out with Noah.
Taryn: Well that explains a lot but I was still way better than last year. And who's Noah?
Allie: Dear God, any worse and you would have been dead.
-The day after We Fest 2008

"Here's how you study: every question you get right, take a drink of beer. Every question you get wrong, do a swig of liquor. I've never used this method, but it should be funny to watch."
-Justin, trying to help out the new roommate

Kyra: So, how was your weekend?
Kyra's Mom: Oh, you know, pretty quiet... played some wicked beer pong, though.
-You should see her play flipcup, apparently

Matt: Hey bro, ya doing alright?
Chris: Dude! The sky is breathing at me! ...It tastes like burning!
-Mixing alcohol and the sun a little too strong

"Omission. It's all about omission. Lying is underhanded. Omission is just...forgetful."
-Lucas, trying to explain away the drinking of the past weekend

Breck: What do we do now?
Rylee: Party!
Breck: But what do we have for entertainment?
Rylee: Buttons.
Megan: Each other!
Breck: And what about refreshments?
Megan: Each other!
-After getting stuck in an elevator

"I do not fear total world domination, I fear life without beer."
-Roger, on the sum of all fears

"Next time we go to a frat party, we are tying you to a tree on a five foot leash, and having naked guys dancing around you one foot out of your reach."
-Dave, punishing Sarah for hooking up with random guys

"Fuck yeah we're going to Micky D's...after we get the drunk bitches out of the trunk."
-Nick, driving home from a party with a full car and two drunk girls in the trunk

"Guys, look at this!! My SmartWater is vapor-distilled AND has electrolytes!! I'M LIVING THE DREAM!!!"
-Greg, demonstrating the "easy to please" effect of blacking out and coming across a bottle of water

"That's alcohol abuse! Don't water down my beer."
-Bertha, having spilt her beer on her head

Courtney: Steve, do you remember where we put the lighter?
Steve: I don't even remember waking up.
-On true signs of a REALLY long night

"Oh, no, keep on amusing me with stories of your past, it's better than you boring me with the present."
-Drie, shooting down a guy at the bar trying to impress her with his high school baseball stories