College Quotes
Carla: I cooked kosher hotdogs for supper.
Moh: EMILY! COME EAT A JEW WEINER!!
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Sleep-Talking Quotes
Ever catch your roommate or significant other talking in their sleep? It's almost always an unusual experience, as shown here.
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Beth (still asleep): Did you get anything?
Alex: What?
Beth: What? I just thought you were ordering food.
-10 minutes later, still paranoid
Beth (asleep): Did you rent a car?
Alex: Why would I rent a car, Beth?
Beth: I don't know, I just thought you were renting one.
-Almost done with a summer internship at Enterprise
"It's not my fault it's 12 inches!"
-Benji, talking in his (deep) sleep
Katie W: But you just pulled off two layers of blanket... out of four!
Katie K: The bottom one doesn't count; it's a sheet.
Katie W: Fine! Out of two!
-Somewhat rudely awakened
"Now is the time for the molestation of the puppy! Wait, no, 'BY'! I meant, 'by'! Now is the time for the molestation BY the puppy! Fuck you, I'm still asleep."
-Zach, trying to convince his girlfriend that he doesn't LIKE-like the dog, as he is awakened by the frantic licks of an overeager puppy
