Our Neighborhood Watch Is Just a Guy Holding a Plastic Bag Watching Women Parallel Park
We dispatch a man with a plastic bag (full of loose Arizona iced teas) to stare at her so hard she gets the dry sweats.
We dispatch a man with a plastic bag (full of loose Arizona iced teas) to stare at her so hard she gets the dry sweats.
Somewhere along the way, every single person I’ve ever known got the idea that silly socks were the thing I cherished most.
Was being a gentleman. Instead of keeping my eye on the ball, I was looking at a picture of big yacht.
When Paul cried as a child, and his tears created the Great Lakes, it was because of me, the bunion pressing in on his other toes.
Millennials and Gen Z don’t understand how valuable a sense of camaraderie is, or how important mistress time is.
Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.
"It wasn't so much a specific question, but her vibe was like–" DON'T.
- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”
Multiple trips? No way. I’m not leaving anything to take in “next.” There is no “next.” There is only “bringing everything inside at once."
Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy.
Say, what do you reckon they were thinking when they built such an itty-bitty town in the first place?
Would you look at that… So typical of a Lexus to take up as much room as humanly possible. Total road hog.