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Jeff Beck

School:

Michigan State University

Class of:

2010

Hometown:

East Lansing MI / Farmington CT

At a Glance:

I was grown in a laboratory and set loose on the world in 2002 in my current physical state. The scientists that grew me forgot to impart any procedural knowledge into my brain, which became awkwardly apparent during high school as I was severely incontinent for the first few months.

Bio:

I'm the coolest guy you've never met.
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Joe: Dude, our toilet's clogged again.
Jeff: I find it ironic that our toilet is a piece of shit.
-Pissed off

Michigan State University
Posted June 20th, 2008 by Jeff Beck | Permalink
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Jeff: Do you think Mickey Avalon really has a big dick?
John: I dunno, he sure does talk about it a lot though.
Joe: Yeah, lot's of rappers talk about stuff that isn't actually true though.
John: Yeah, but Mickey Avalon is poor. Poor people have big dicks.
-Would you rather...

Michigan State University
Posted June 18th, 2008 by Jeff Beck | Permalink
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Brent: ...wait, who's Joe Diaz?
John: Well, I was under the impression that you were in cahoots with Joe Diaz...
Brent: Naw man... I've never heard of any Joe Diaz.
-Spontaneously creating fictional entities while stoned

Michigan State University
Posted June 17th, 2008 by Jeff Beck | Permalink

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