It’s Christmas, Ya’ll (The Pageant Every Church Passed On)
Everyone knows Jesus' story is a complicated one. But do they know tidbits like the fact that Joseph wanted to name him Rick? Get the fun facts in this unauthorized pageant!
Comedy Writing
The Automotive Woman Theory
A girl who likes sports is like buying a fully loaded car. But if you're buying a Geo Metro, it's still a Geo Metro and you're still pretty freakin' lame.
Troy McClure’s Guide to Internet Dating
While internet dating is fundamentally pathetic and wrong, it is becoming a great way to meet like-minded losers who fear a lonely death as much as you.
I am Morally Outraged at Major League Baseball and Demand Satisfaction
The time has come to take back our national pastime, baseball. The game that, as a boy in the mid 1890's, kept me up late at night.
The Benefit of the Doubt
It's that initial trust I give the Phillies front office, Aaron Sorkin, or a random woman with a nice smile. But don't going around giving it away willy-nilly.
God’s First Try
A long time ago, God realized he could put stuff on Earth. So he decided that the dinosaurs would have to worship him. How? By hatching his dinosaur son.
The Passion of Alexander Button
Intermixed with the greatness of my four years at college were some of the most awful experiences ever. What I am about to tell you tops the list. And all I did was go to the movies.