As your mayor I promise to deal with the blights of this city: dozens of unfilled potholes, a lack of affordable housing, and obviously, Greg.
Will it scrape along a Toyota Camry, taking off seven inches of paint and cost the owner hundreds of dollars?
2:00 PM --- The girls have worked up an appetite after all the screaming and feces throwing. Head to bottomless brunch.
A single smudge on an otherwise clean French door? No worries! An entire handprint? It’s a crime scene.
But friend, we are far from alone. We share this space with a legion of bugs.
But I really need to keep my weekends free in case my brother gets the jet skis or NYT Cooking puts out a really bomb 12-hour stew.
There is currently a Starburst-flavored C4 energy drink wedged underneath the brake pedal of my car.
My depression has been so bad lately, I think my dog is catching it. I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk and he looked at me for a long time, sighed, and said, “What’s the point? I’m just going to end up back at the same place I am now.”
When I could travel in time, I would travel back to the moment I wrote the first word of this sentence and change it to “If.”
What happened to pirates? They went from plundering the seven seas to stealing my Amazon order at 3 in the morning.
But friend, we are far from alone. We share this space with a legion of bugs.
The very moment I use my turning signal I will be blasted sky-high. You can imagine the headache this has brought upon me.
Is it even a crime to steal pasta? Oh right, it is.
But please whisper these questions. I fell into this lion’s den at the zoo and the lions are sleeping. I want to keep it that way.
The very moment I use my turning signal I will be blasted sky-high. You can imagine the headache this has brought upon me.
Stimulate Your Baby’s Senses: But avoid actual stimulants, like coffee and Red Bull.
Don't be fooled by what may look like simple affection. This is a manipulation tactic meant to keep you emotionally reliant on the Narcissist.
