The Gingerbread House from Hansel and Gretel: Start a new magical chapter in your storybook with this enchanted cottage built entirely out of candy!
Because the romance author who wrote your story didn’t quite know how to end their book.
After running out of per diem, your child will unwisely accept financial help from their Russian pen pal.
So where are you holding the wedding? Is it going to be in the sewers of Chicago?
What would you rather have: frugal parents who saved almost $2 a month, or documented proof that you experienced a childhood?
The achievement of seeing the “You’re all caught up!” message on Instagram. / Actually, make that three mosquitos in the shower.
The one-year anniversary of the day I sold you my couch on Craigslist! Time really does fly, huh?
Love is something you’re in, like tall boxes you can’t jump high enough to see over the edge of, or escape from, or scream loud enough for someone to hear you and cut a hole in to rescue you.
Literary spin-offs I completed during the pandemic: “Journey to the Center of My Couch,” “One Trapped in the Cuckoo’s Nest,” “Little House Wanted on the Prairie,” “Every Man is an Island.”
My friend has multiple personalities. But he’s good people.
So where are you holding the wedding? Is it going to be in the sewers of Chicago?
My schedule should def get more flexible though after the conclusion of the next eight American presidential election cycles.
Minute 4: I cut out all fake friends, they’re leeches.
You're eleven, and first thing's first: everybody is going to be super impressed that you, an eleven-year-old, are already reading Hemingway.
