My depression has been so bad lately, I think my dog is catching it. I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk and he looked at me for a long time, sighed, and said, “What’s the point? I’m just going to end up back at the same place I am now.”
When I could travel in time, I would travel back to the moment I wrote the first word of this sentence and change it to “If.”
What happened to pirates? They went from plundering the seven seas to stealing my Amazon order at 3 in the morning.