Getting a dog is a lot like gaining a frat brother: he’s always down to go out and rage, he’ll support and encourage you through all your bad decisions, and at some point he’ll lay in a hidden corner of your bedroom watching you bone your girlfriend.
Got a pony for my birthday. It got a sore throat so I took it to the vet. The vet said it was just a little horse.
Chipotle’s new robot “Autocado” cuts guacamole production time in half. And their even newer robot “E-Lemon-ador” will gun you down if you put lemonade in your water cup.
