I Waited in Line for 11 Years and That Cronut Just Wasn’t Worth It
I walked on and on, finally reaching the end of the line alongside Route 276 just outside King of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
Tag: Stories
A Full Account of Your 39-Year-Old Husband “Cuttin’ Loose”
Rather than responding “sounds chill boyz,” he ignored the message, instead opting for a podcast about the disappearing watermen of the Chesapeake Bay.
How the Indianapolis International Airport Won the J.D. Power and Associates Award for Best Medium Airport in North America Four Times in a Row: An Oral History
"A lesser airport CEO would have focused on vanity projects, like adding more of those carts that escort people faking injuries or improving security, but not Mario."
Remembering Scrimby’s, the 90s’ Greatest Fast Food Chain
They found their secret sauce in nature, and they always said they would have to close up shop once the cave they mined it out of dried up.
My Day as an Intern, as Imagined by My Exceedingly Optimistic Parents
12:30 PM, reads the Faberge Egg clock the CFO gifted me for having such a good PSAT score.
Remembering My Favorite Childhood Game System
In the beginning, my friends didn’t want to come over and play, saying that my new games were “weird” and “hard to play” and “haunting.”
My Grublin’s Day Memories
Like Thanksgiving or Easter, Grublin's Day was on a different day every year, sometimes even in a different month or year.
Not Funny
I have come to the stark realization that I am no longer funny. I say that having once had one of the world’s great senses of humor.
Why This Camping Trip Is the Best Way to Honor the Teens Who Were Murdered Here
Now I know some of you were disturbed by the creepy old gas station attendant who insisted on giving us his shotgun.
Is My Dog a Wolf?
Just like wolf mamas out in the wild, she has a den (our closet) where she keeps her babies (plushies, only the ones with faces).
A Note About Misogyny in Rom-Coms from Me, a Woman Who Only Listens to Podcasts About Murdered Women
Boy meets girl, girl falls for boy and sacrifices everything. How are we supposed to change society if we keep glorifying these shitty images?
I Lived It: I Gave My Mouse a Cookie
I should never have strayed from the routine. The second I opened that dessert cupboard I knew it was a mistake.