The administrators of wikiFeet, a group of men who refer to ourselves as the “Dukes of wikiFeet,” pledge to stomp out any generative little piggies whenever they appear.
We will not allow the men to firelight us into believing we are too emotional when our toddlers leave on their first hunts.
I just can't imagine my grandfather, or his grandfather, facing this kind of uphill battle when starting their Suits rewatch podcasts.
ATTN: DYNAMITE FOUND IN CAVE. COME GET YOURSELF A CRATE.
No need to buy anything for Brayden. You certainly don't know Brayden well enough to know that he's longing for a Mandalorian LEGO set.
Hannah has mostly been good company, except for repeatedly suggesting that she and my son might want to do a few things on their own.
Hey, Officer, don’t look so worried. I’m the best there is. I advised Al Pacino on how to shout “somebody get help” in "Heat."
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like non sequiturs.
I always hoped one day we could have flying cars, but no matter how many Volvos I push out of nests, they never learn.
Technically they’re not free weights if they’re trapped in a gym.
Funeral guests will be in mourning garb, as will most of the paranormal experience attendees, so you will need to confirm the purpose of the visit.
It seems obvious that this tool for organizing a multicultural liberal democracy would be perfect for organizing a short vacation for a group of friends who’ve slowly drifted apart since college.
What else was I supposed to do, take practical steps to be a better father and husband? Who has the time for that?
Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all.
