Hannah has mostly been good company, except for trying to sleep in some mornings and repeatedly suggesting that she and my son might want to do a few things on their own.
Oh, I would hardly call what you saw "nudity" or "pornographic movements."
Chef Roberts was trying to open the new tuna can, and his thumb got stuck in the ring.
This was the first time I felt like I was witnessing something I shouldn't be seeing.
Funeral guests will be in mourning garb, as will most of the paranormal experience attendees, so you will need to confirm the purpose of the visit.
12:00 P.M.: School, I guess? Who knows.
Studies show hex recipients can lose 6-98% of their body weight, with some dropping as much as one pound every hour.
When I was a kid, I hoped I would own a Ferrari someday. Now that I’m an adult, I hope I would get run over by a guy driving a Ferrari someday.
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Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Never bring a fork to a knife fight.
Never bring a spoon to a fork fight.
Never bring a whisk to a spoon fight.
Never bring an egg to a whisk fight.
Never bring a grape to an egg fight.
If a bunch of crows is a murder, and two crows are an attempted murder, is one crow just in the planning stage?
I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place.
Hey, does anyone have an EpiPen?
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