Honestly, this might be a blessing in disguise. He included this whole “Avengers Assemble”-style roll call with the Founding Fathers that is so sick.
Having never really engaged with the source material, I’m looking forward to seeing "The Odyssey" with fresh eyes.
After last year’s summer get-together dinner, and the not-so-fun harassment lawsuit with Dave and Buster’s staff, we’ve decided to make this a sober event.
You have decided to watch “London Has Fallen.” “London Has Fallen” is not “The Rainmaker.” I recommend you watch “The Rainmaker.”
Do you want to wear a neck brace every day for the rest of your life? My wife filed for divorce because she couldn’t stand to be seen with me.
I never saw myself as a Hamptons person. I also never saw myself at the center of a scandal on a Bravo reality show, but here we are.
Look at all of us, using email emulators to conduct official faire business!
The woman sat in a corner, knitting a sweater. The man sat in the opposite corner, sweating a knitter.
I called tech support for my quantum computer. They told me to turn it both on and off simultaneously.
It’s difficult to tell how spiritual animals are, but I am fairly certain most monkfish believe in Cod.
Funeral guests will be in mourning garb, as will most of the paranormal experience attendees, so you will need to confirm the purpose of the visit.
It seems obvious that this tool for organizing a multicultural liberal democracy would be perfect for organizing a short vacation for a group of friends who’ve slowly drifted apart since college.
What else was I supposed to do, take practical steps to be a better father and husband? Who has the time for that?
Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all.
