Does Listening to an Audiobook Count as Reading If I’m Asleep?
Some part of my subconscious is absorbing everything though, right?
Tag: Observations
Stage Directions for a Stock Photo Shoot for a Market Meltdown
Try it again and think about every stock market in America crashing into fiery flames like the Hindenburg.
Telltale Signs Your Mysterious New Boyfriend Is Actually Rumpelstiltskin
Is he “ugly-hot” or does his face bear the mark of an impish, Germanic evil?
I’m the Owner of the Little Boutique You Just Walked Into—Good Luck Leaving Without Buying Anything
Are you looking for anything specific today? Just browsing? Awesome—mind if I watch from the other side of the room?
I’m the Devil on Your Shoulder and I See You Just Started a New Hobby
Remember how excited you were about the pottery wheel that’s now a hat rack? Or the sourdough starter you ate raw on day three?
An Open Letter to the Man Who Catcalled Me from a Razor Scooter
Be still my heart, for chivalry is not dead—merely wheezing along at three miles per hour.
24 Hours with the Beach Boys Song “Kokomo” Stuck in My Head
3:34 AM: Still up. I’ve repeated the song so many times that I’m starting to see some of its lyrical flaws.
My Doctor’s Pretty Good, Apart from How Often He Says “Ewwwwwwwww!!”
It was good to hear the inside of my mouth also looked "healthy, but super grody, you know, like mouths are."
Every Person at Your Job
THE BOSS: This is your BOSS. It’s in all caps, because he (it’s a man, always a man) wants you to be clear that he is your BOSS.
The Burgeoning Collection of Unnecessary Screenshots on Your Phone
Solar eclipse pathways for the next twenty years, so that you can prepare ahead.
Coping with Your Acquaintance’s Divorce
If your therapist asks you whether Jason is your father, calmly explain that he’s your college friend’s old roommate.
Are You Going to Grad School for the Right Reasons?
If you have an insatiable lust for owing thousands of dollars to a university, then don't let other people's warnings slow you down.