Personal and/or Ethical Weekly Questions

I've really been slacking on weekly questions. I've been forced to deal with my own life questions: how will I find another job in this economy, where should I move next and why do I base a country's merit on its cheap food choices in my neighborhood (Vietnam is good, France is bad).

But let's get down to business and answer some questions. Shall we? I want complete sentences with proper grammar.

1. Did you like my drawings of boobs? Or the awesome pizza pics of me? Would you like to see more stuff that isn't just words on Points In Case?

I refuse to bang my friend's girlfriends or ex-girlfriends. Or sisters. So I have morals. Of course, I've broken them. Oops. (Don't worry buddies, I've never banged a friend's sister.)

2. Do YOU have any possible significant others that are "off limits?" Because they're married? Because you don't want to ruin your friendship? Because he's a dude?

3. Anybody care to explain to me why a lady in California with six kids she couldn't take care of already (her mother watches the other half-dozen toddlers) can get the state to pay for in vitro fertilization of EIGHT embryos, cesarean section and intensive care for EIGHT premature infants and we can't get the government to pony up for stem cell research? I mean, kids are cool and whatever, but seriously, I'd like to be able to feel my fingers again – I had a pretty bad accident a few months ago in case you haven't been paying attention. I mean, this lady obviously doesn't need any more rugrats, the world doesn't need any more unwanted children. I'd really, really like to have full use of my hands someday. Not a joke. I'm sure that dude in the wheelchair is overwhelmingly pleased there are octoplets in the world, but I bet he'd rather be able to stand — just a hunch. I truly believe stem cell research can help spinal victims — or even if it can't, shouldn't we at least try? I'll be first in line for treatment, nah, I'll give my spot to parapeligics, but eventually I'd like some stem cell goodness. Anybody, Christian, atheist, Republican, Democrat or Ralph Nader care to explain why stem cells are so bad?

Thus ends my bitching and preaching.

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7 Comments

Anonymous February 7, 2009

3. The only real success to date with stem cell research has come from adult stem cells. It is simply a back door, underhanded tactic of the pro-death lobby to move the pro-death abortion cause further forward.

ErinH February 6, 2009

1. The boobs and pics were hilarious and I'd love to see more of that on PIC. My personal request is more pics of KC and Nathan...
2. Never dated a friends' ex boyfriend. Once you date a friend of mine you're strictly a friend. My friends' brothers' however were fair game and so were my cousins' cute friends.
3. Republicans hate and fear anything they can't control, that's why stem cells are bad.

Court Sullivan February 5, 2009

1. Boobs, pretty good. Pictures of you, hilarious. More than words can say... more stuff... sometimes.

2. I've never found friends' ex-gfs to be off-limits, unless the dating went on for a long time (maybe a year or more). Having a friend date your sister is not totally off-limits, unless it's a really good friend of yours, or you already have a habit of talking to most friends of yours about sexual conquests and whatnot.

3. I think you need to talk to PF Frank's about finding some dead babies to munch on. Just a hunch.

Anonymous February 5, 2009

1. Excellent drawing of boobs. They look extremely a lot like my roommates lopsided teets. Love the pictures on PIC.

2. I have found that if I tell myself someone is off limits the more I want them. After a few drinks, anyone who should be off limits turns into the guy I want most so its safer to make everyone fair game.

3. Stem cells are bad because republicans say so. The positive effects clearly do not matter.

Paul Frank February 4, 2009

Pizza pics were funny. I want more non-words stuff on PIC.

A Niemiec February 4, 2009

1. I like any and everything that involves boobs. Except maybe those saggy boob pornos that Matty watches. I say get as creative as you want, the sky's the limit. When you crash and burn then you can try the conservative approach.

2. Considering my status as a "non-single," I would say pretty much everyone is off limits. I also believe in not banging your buddies exes, but sometimes Mr. Jameson thinks otherwise.

3. Stem cells are bad because those poor test tube babies are created, grown for five days, and then mercilessly slaughtered for their creamy stem cell goodness. Apparently that means murder if you're a devout Christian. Let's face it, they know who you are and they know how you should live. If I had some embryos laying around, you can trust I'd send 'em your way, KC. Though I have to ask, if you can't feel parts of your hands, does it feel like someone else is jacking you off when you have "me time?"

Casey Freeman February 4, 2009

"The Stranger" is what you're describing. It's cool for about two days, until whenever you want to tie your shoes, play video games or type a document.