Normal?
Well I believe that normal is a state of being plain
Which is generally frowned upon
Within the higher ranks.
"This world has a way
Of knowing what you mean.
I on the other hand,
Don't understand a thing you're saying man."
We don't need a breathalyzer
Or field sobriety tests
To measure alcohol's effects.
All we need
Are Mardi Gras beads
And foam hats.
"Sometimes I think you say goofy stuff
Just to make me think
But then I remember
How much you had to drink."
And we don't need a social network
Or class reunion
To count and rate our friends.
All we need do
Is learn to see
How I fit into Our
And add up to We.
"I seriously don't understand what you're sayin'
And I'm not even gonna try
So shut up and watch the baseball game
And listen to the old ladies sigh."
That seems like a good compromise.