The strip club is a hazy land of merriment and tits. Some generic yet popular nu-metal is playing.
A stripper comes sliding down the pole and onto the stage.
Stripper starts dancing and starts taking off clothes as customers yell “Take it off!”
Stripper takes off hat
Takes off scarf
Takes off gloves
Less customers yelling “taking it off!”
Takes off snowpants
Takes off winter jacket
Takes off mittens
Customers start looking around at each other.
Takes off boots
Takes off earmuffs
Takes off first layer of socks, wool
Customers look at their watches
Takes off sweatshirt
Takes off second layer of socks
The song ends.
Announcer: “That was Crystal. Let's hear some noise for Crystal!”
Customers point to watch, mouth “sorry” to the stripper, leave.
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