Just like Nate (that's right, I'm copying him) I'm hosting a break-up pool. Don't be like that slutty who won it for Nate and plagiarize either.
Friends for about a year, she admits to pursuing me.
I eventually broke down and accepted about 3 weeks ago (heh)
She's hot, I like her a lot.
She has a list of Too Bang actors who include some kid from Harry Potter and Tony Soprano
She also has a list of Too Bang women, and sometimes gives off a lesbian vibe that I'm …uh…not 100% comfortable with.
She orginally put my book of poetry in her favorites on facebook (on my asking) and then just decided on a whim to take it out.
Some of her friends are pretty lame. My friends are cool, she likes them…they like her.
She likes to say how well she can suck dick, but in 3 weeks I've only gotten TWO. TWO! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blowjobs.
I even made her read my article called “Suck my cock, bitch! The airtight argument” and still no luck! Turns out that it's not as airtight as I had hoped.
She's graduating from WVU in May, I'll be here til next December.
Um…I think that's it…
Oh, yeah, I forgot…she's diabetic. I don't know if that means much, but you know….might as well give you a good chance on the pool, heh.
Oh, AND, she likes me because I bust her figurative balls, and when she gives me shit, I give it right back. These are her words.
Break up pool time, kiddos.
(This is her homepage…so I don't know if that'll sway your choice or not)