Use these lines if you ever want to try to get with Rosie O'Donnell!
* Are you legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day! Just kidding, because you're fat.
* That outfit would look even better crumpled up next to my bed…because it would mean you changed into a paper bag that covers up your whole face and body.
* Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you're the only ten I see. Not really, you're like a two.
* Hey, the 2000's called. They don't want you to do anything.
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