“BORED OLD DUMB RAT!”
“RECORDABLE FORMAT!”
“YOUR WOOL PROM HAT!”
“DEPLORABLE MOM CHAT!”
“NOAH BAUMBACH!”
“MORSEL OF GUM SNACK!”
“NORMAL TOMCAT!”
“IMMORTAL CUM RAT!”
“WHY DO I YELL? HEY GOOD QUESTION. IF I REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY—I HAD 7 OTHER SIBLINGS. I’D GET NOTICED ONLY IF I YELLED REAL LOUDLY; THAT BEHAVIOR WAS REWARDED. IT DEFINED ME. NOW MY JOB IS: I YELL FOR MONEY, LET’S CONNECT ON LINKEDIN SOMETIME!”
“ADORABLE WOMBAT!”
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