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A List of Excuses to Use If You’re a Rich Parent with a Badly Behaved Child by Erin Major|October 12, 2024
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We’re Definitely Not Exaggerating Our Claims About This Merino Wool Jacket Just to Get You to Buy It by TJ Dawe|September 23, 2024
I Am the Finance Director at the Car Dealership and I Welcome You into My Cramped Windowless Office by Seth Kaplan|September 21, 2024
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How the Indianapolis International Airport Won the J.D. Power and Associates Award for Best Medium Airport in North America Four Times in a Row: An Oral History by Anthony DeThomas|September 4, 2024
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Select Excerpts from a Novel Written by an Author Who Doesn’t Know How to Cook by Adam Dietz|August 26, 2024
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This Star Wars Tattoo Actually Had a Really Cool Backstory in the Old Continuity by Anthony Scibelli|August 14, 2024
Of Course I Have a Bottle Opener on Me, It’s My Entire Personality by Adam Campbell-Schmitt|August 13, 2024
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Atlas Carries the Weight of the World on His Shoulders? Big Deal—I Am a Woman with a Heavy Purse by Cathleen Freedman|July 30, 2024
I Am Tired of the Entertainment Industry Being Populated Exclusively by Beppo Babies (People Who Grew up Eating at the Italian Chain Restaurant Buca Di Beppo) by Simon Henriques|July 25, 2024
Book Jacket Testimonials or British Kennel Club Breed Standards? by Jordan De Padova and Dan Gutenberg|July 24, 2024
As Your Dentist, I’m Required to Floss You So Hard That Your Soul Leaves Your Body by Natasha Joyce|July 22, 2024
“Democracy Will Perish Unless You Follow Me on Social Media”—A Note from Your Congressman by Henry Kueppers|July 20, 2024
