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8 Roles My Stepdad Can Play in My Life Now That My Mom Has Finalized Their Divorce by Jordan De Padova|April 13, 2024
I’m William Shakespeare and I Wrote All Those Famous Lines Because They Would Look Really Cool on Fridge Magnets by Divyansh Kulshrestha|April 2, 2024
The Viral Essay Making the Case for Marrying a First Grader (When You’re in Kindergarten) by Annie Berke and Olivia Rutigliano|March 30, 2024
Letter to the Elusive BrätBus™: Why Do You Hate Our Wonderful Midwestern City? by Logan Green|March 28, 2024
I’m Proud to Announce I’ve Been Selected to Pay for a Full-Ride Scholarship to the University of Business Online by Logan Corcoran|March 26, 2024
Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” After He Was Told It Had to Hit a 500-Word Minimum by Emily Bressler|March 21, 2024
I Am a Real Person, With Real Feelings, With a Real 48-Foot Medieval Trebuchet by Benjamin Bliss|March 20, 2024
What I Think I’ll Find in My Inbox When I Compulsively Check My Email 50 Times a Day by Andrea Davis|March 15, 2024
Shut Up, Antidiabetic Medicine Jardiance®, Just Shut Up—You Had Me at “Serious Side Effects Can Include Necrotizing Fasciitis” by Logan Corcoran|March 8, 2024
Five Grueling Core Exercises That Are Still Easier than Openly Expressing Emotions by Mara Macduff|March 2, 2024
Everything I Missed Out On While My Glasses Were Fogged Up by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman|March 1, 2024
FAQ About Giggles ‘N Scales, Florida’s Only Combination Daycare and Alligator Sanctuary by Josh Long|February 29, 2024
It’s AT&T, We Apologize for Thursday’s Outage and Also Why Won’t You Talk to Me?! by Ethan Gilsdorf|February 28, 2024
We Only Dumped Toxic Waste in Your Drinking Water to Raise Awareness of Hazardous Dumping by Karl Lykken|February 27, 2024
Did You Have to Invite Your Foley Artist Friends to Our Dinner Party? by Anthony DeThomas|February 26, 2024
The Three Laws of Robotics, If Isaac Asimov Had Led a Different Life by Lillie Franks|February 23, 2024
What to Say If Someone Offers You a Cigarette by Madeline Goetz and McKayley Gourley|February 20, 2024
For God’s Sake! Why Are You All Still Ordering Our Spiciest Wings That Have Put 27 in Comas?! by Peter Clark-Deutsch|February 16, 2024
Of Course I’m Taking Valentine’s Day Seriously, I Rented “Margin Call” by Amanda Lehr|February 14, 2024
Hurry! For a Limited Time Only, YOU Could Be the Next Owner of Our Exclusive Family Heirloom Ring! by Megan Sarnacki|February 12, 2024
Cancel Your Gym Membership in Three Easy Steps and One Impossible Minotaur Fight by Devin Wallace|February 9, 2024
I’m a Matriarch in a Play, and I’m Sure Nothing Bad Will Happen at My Family Gathering by Lillie Franks|February 6, 2024
Five Turtles You Saved to Get into College and the Spine-Chilling Deaths They’ve Died Since by Youmna Chamieh|February 5, 2024
I’m an Elite Professional Quarterback, but My Coaches Don’t Trust Me with the Team’s Tablet by Arthur Tarley|February 3, 2024
Don’t Be Alarmed, This Rollercoaster Is Designed to Get Stuck Upside Down for 75 Minutes by Kurt Zemaitaitis|February 1, 2024
Negotiations from a Hostage Negotiator Who Clearly Has Some Stuff Going On at Home by Tyler Gooch|January 30, 2024
Are You a Human Sending a Circle Back Email, or an Alien Making a Crop Circle? by Meg Reid|January 29, 2024
How to Tell If That Beeping Noise Means Your Fridge Is Slightly Ajar or You’re Slowly Dying of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning by Matt McInerney|January 26, 2024
Now That I’m Dead, I Totally Understand Your 1-Star Reviews of My Poorly-Managed Graveyard by Logan Green|January 25, 2024
Sit Back, Relax, and Enjoy the Flight in Between My Nonstop Announcements by Rachel Reyes|January 20, 2024
Mount Sinai Hospital Labor and Delivery Unit Class of January ’24 Reunion by Emma Lewis|January 18, 2024
Our Committee Welcomes Fresh Ideas, as Long as They Don’t Conflict with Windowpane Smashing Festival by Ross Murray|January 17, 2024
You Shouldn’t Have Messed with a Philosopher, and I’ll Prove It from First Principles by Lillie Franks|January 15, 2024
This Obituary Does Not Give a Cause of Death, but Wouldn’t You Love to Know by Tod Brubaker|January 13, 2024
Letterboxd Reviews of “The Thing,” If the “Thing” Was the Dancing Old Man from the Six Flags Ad by Rebekah Reisig|January 12, 2024
A Real New Yorker’s Guide to the Real New York, Really by Joanna Borns and Erin Chack|January 11, 2024
Mood Lighting for Life’s Pivotal Moments by Madeline Goetz, McKayley Gourley and Ngoc Bui|January 3, 2024
We’re Your Caramels from Three Christmases Ago, and It’s Very Unclear If We’re Still Good by Anthony Scibelli|December 28, 2023
