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The Three Laws of Robotics, If Isaac Asimov Had Led a Different Life by Lillie Franks|February 23, 2024
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Five Turtles You Saved to Get into College and the Spine-Chilling Deaths They’ve Died Since by Youmna Chamieh|February 5, 2024
I’m an Elite Professional Quarterback, but My Coaches Don’t Trust Me with the Team’s Tablet by Arthur Tarley|February 3, 2024
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Negotiations from a Hostage Negotiator Who Clearly Has Some Stuff Going On at Home by Tyler Gooch|January 30, 2024
Are You a Human Sending a Circle Back Email, or an Alien Making a Crop Circle? by Meg Reid|January 29, 2024
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Now That I’m Dead, I Totally Understand Your 1-Star Reviews of My Poorly-Managed Graveyard by Logan Green|January 25, 2024
Sit Back, Relax, and Enjoy the Flight in Between My Nonstop Announcements by Rachel Reyes|January 20, 2024
Mount Sinai Hospital Labor and Delivery Unit Class of January ’24 Reunion by Emma Lewis|January 18, 2024
Our Committee Welcomes Fresh Ideas, as Long as They Don’t Conflict with Windowpane Smashing Festival by Ross Murray|January 17, 2024
You Shouldn’t Have Messed with a Philosopher, and I’ll Prove It from First Principles by Lillie Franks|January 15, 2024
This Obituary Does Not Give a Cause of Death, but Wouldn’t You Love to Know by Tod Brubaker|January 13, 2024
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Explaining the Reasons for the 1-Star (Out of 5 Stars) Rating I Gave a Book on Amazon by Radu Guiasu|December 27, 2023
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My Life Is in Shambles but at Least I’m the Star of Four Different Reality Shows by Cameron Bradford|December 5, 2023
Reasons I Will Not Be Posting My Spotify Wrapped That Emphatically Have Nothing to Do with How Humiliating My Results Are by Simon Henriques|December 4, 2023
To Whomever Stole My 2007 Volvo XC70: You Have Made a Terrible Mistake by Harry Saroff|December 2, 2023
Real Amazon Reviews for Decorative Fall Leaf Garland, or Family Gossip About My Bold New Hairstyle? by Madie Dhaliwal|November 29, 2023
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