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Soon, I’ll have to decide which to marry. For now, we do a lot of courtship. One of them might stare at me, and I stare back.

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A ménage à deux, so to speak. After all, the only thing better than sex with nobody is sex with somebody.

Now, there was another creature I longed to ride, ____________ [normal man’s name except all vowels replaced with Ys].

The second to-scale Lego diorama you have built in the last two weeks of the entire Chicago skyline.

Period pieces you may or may not have heard of, including Ringlets Weekly, Knees!, and Hats Off Magazine.

Instead of practical commitments, we’ve asked them to show up with the filthiest, horniest fanfic about an environmentalist allegory ever.

If there’s a place to get a cheaper, more unpleasant handjob, I’ve probably put them out of business.

Depending on how gross the thought is, I’ll either do a full “tut tut” or just a simple tongue cluck. It’s an art, really.

Every position you try is somehow the wrong one. / Things that should be lubricated are decidedly not, and vice versa.

Millennials and Gen Z don’t understand how valuable a sense of camaraderie is, or how important mistress time is.