Dave From Admissions and Juliet: A Tale of Unrequited Love

3/7/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Pleasure to Meet You! 

3/8/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: You Thrill Us 

3/9/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: You’re Something Special 

3/10/16 
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: This Feels So Right

3/10/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Your Response is Requested 🙂

3/11/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Hello?

 3/11/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Are You Getting These?

3/15/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: We’ve Emailed You a Few Times…

4/1/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Knock Knock! Who’s There? Not You, Apparently!

6/7/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Should We Be Contacting Someone? We're Worried.

7/17/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: We Request Your Response.

7/18/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: We Request Your Response Right Now.

7/19/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Do You Know What “Request” Means?

9/4/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Your Spot at MCCMA, in Jeopardy? Forever? Yes!!! Really!!!

11/12/16
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: You Are Running Out of Time, My Friend

2/3/17
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Your Last Chance to Get Up On This

3/7/17
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: You’ll Regret This, Recipient

4/8/17
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: You Will Rue This Day

5/5/17
From: Mid-Central College of Middle America <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: GIRL, REALLY?

 5/25/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: This Just Got Personal, Juliet.

5/31/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Juliet, What the Fuck?

6/1/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Juliet, What Did We Do Wrong?

6/6/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Juliet, What Did I Do Wrong?

6/15/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Juliet, Don’t Be a Fucking Bitch

6/20/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Okay Then. Totally Get it. Goodbye Forever, Juliet.

6/30/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: You Will Never Here From Us Again.

6/30/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: *Hear. My Bad.

7/1/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Really, Juliet. We’re Walking Out the Door. Right Now.

7/6/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Juliet, We Just Deleted Your Email. It’s Over. Have a Nice Life.

7/7/17
From: Dave Allenson <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: SIKE, Juliet! Have a Shitty Life.

7/7/17
From: Cowatega State Polytechnic Institute at Ashbury <[email protected]>
To: Juliet Miller <[email protected]>
Subject: Pleasure to Meet You, Juliet! Have You Considered CSPI@A?