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Single this holiday season? Feeling lonely beside your no-bake marshmallow casserole at the last friendsgiving? Peep these recipes!
When the barrier between student life and adulthood is pulled down, we hope that each of our graduates will stand out as a bulging success.
A spur-of-the-moment party saves desperate, lonely man Danny Aleman from social oblivion and family patheticism.
If we accept imperfection in music and movies, then why not in literature? Do actors start over a play if they miss a line?
A holiday party is the perfect opportunity to quiet your anxiety and self-loathing by making others say "How does she do it?!"
All DNA and RNA on Earth arrived via meteorites and comets. Here are the strange origins of some of the familiar things around us.
While this medication may be swallowed, it may also be used as a suppository, although after ingestion, please immediately finish your living will.
Thugs, models, people dying from thirst, even God are all sipping on this classic drink. Grab a glass before it's too late!
BRAIN: People who enjoy dick and fart jokes have ADHD and make goldfish's memories seem photographic. Face it, no one remembers you.
Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with this Panini Gyro recipe set to the tune.
This bat-crap crazy, totes-negative aura around the election of 1800 was what made the whole Marbury v. Madison Supreme Court shiz-nit really hit the fiz-zan.
Now that Scott Baio is 56, it's time to start making the Playboy mansion safer and more enjoyable for aging dirty old men.