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I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that no one gets on the subway to make friends. Go away, Overly Social Dude.
My name is Fuck Trees Johnson, I'm rich as hell, and I hate trees. They're breathing all our oxygen, and I want them all dead!
You are not alone, because there is a sad boy inside you. But do not wet your big dewy eyes, stand-up comedy can save him.
Independence was cool for a while, but we're young adults now. And what do young adults do these days? They move home to live with their parents!
At REM Diet Therapy Associates, we program you to dream of your favorite goodies so you wake up satisfied, and eat measurably less in daytime!
An unaltered leak of presidential candidate Donald Trump's most recent health evaluation. The information has been transposed unaltered.
When you get that irresistible urge to post a story about a scandal involving the political candidate you dislike, whisper the news into a seashell.
Don't worry, Metallica fans, the future of Metallica music is safe in the hands of the Metallica clones. Isn't that right, Bob Rock?
If you'd like to ask about a woman's plans for creating a miniature human being, you should first know everything about her situation. Here's what to ask.
The Donald unleashes his uncompromising peculiarity upon your favorite childhood horror film villains.
Kids need to learn that the old school tactics of not killing a person, but killing their will to live, is much safer and rewarding.
Hi, I'm Ariel. You may know me from The Little Mermaid or your local lesbian dive bar. Call me a rainbow fish, because I'm part of your world.