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You are now that much closer to achieving nirvana with the Kloud Kicker himself, vape creator and lead singer of Smash Mouth, Steve Harwell.
You signed a bill backing legislation to effectively control the uteruses (uteri?) of all Indianan women. That means all the women will go to neighboring Iowa now.
1946 is going to be a good year for us, my blessed family. Because with the last of our savings I've purchased us a state of the art home computer!
In the left corner, weighing in at 225 pounds, the outspoken real estate tycoon egotist, Donald Trump. And in the right corner, weighing in at 50 trillion, the native land, USA.
Don’t tell my wife, but I love it. I stopped brushing just so I’d have to come here more often and get those feather dusters you call fingers glossing my yellowed mouth ivy.
What happens when movie studios run out of superheroes? They make the same movies, but about ordinary, non-superhero people and household objects.
When someone stops paying rent on a storage unit, the storage facility doesn't just keep the stuff in there forever, they auction it off to the unluckiest bidder.
Clocking in at 512 words, 10 Cloverfield Lane's word count is appropriate for its genre, however its denouement paragraph does linger a bit too long.
Ever seen Ocean's Eleven? They were experienced. Here's exactly how I imagine an ATM caper could be pulled off best by retirees.
There are very specific conditions necessary for the primal of forces, the trough urinal bond, to take hold. Men, take note before unzipping.
Once again, it's time to submit entries to the 31st annual Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Writing contest! This year I'm hoping to be judged insufficient enough to take top prize.
I am one of the sometimes disillusioned yet endlessly friendly 911 dispatchers, and I am here to share some highlights of the people wasting your tax dollars.