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As your Drain Commissioner, I believe what this city needs more than adequately functioning drains, or streets free of the raw sewage presently covering them, is a 2000-foot tall windmill.
These days women feel justified in being dishonest and manipulative for the sake of squeezing the most out of the men fawning over them.
Films that seemed great when we were kids, chowing down Fruit Loops or trying to masturbate in privacy, can seem less than stellar when watched through cruel adult eyes.
When I first stepped foot onto my college campus I had one goal in mind: to bang every single chick I could. So I took a lot of notes on the methods of other guys.
If you think about it, Mexican delivery makes the most sense: you're already in loose-fitting clothing and you're already near your favorite bathroom.
Men are confronted with an inordinate amount of peers during their lives. At each stop, we ultimately have to ask ourselves, "Who are my Dudes?" and "Who are my Bros?"
We've all seen The Big Lebowski, and we all think we're The Dude, effortlessly cool when we smoke pot. But let me be the first to tell you, you're not The Dude. You're on the internet... reading!
Recently the Massachusetts Institute of Technology launched an online learning initiative called "MITx" allowing anyone to take MIT classes for free. Here's a sampling.
Did you know that women like men who are willing to share their erotic dreams? It's not like it REALLY happened, and women will appreciate your brutal honesty!
Nagging your child may seem like the responsible thing to do as a parent with a 20+ year-old child, but consider the consequences of babying your baby for life.
Even as kids we knew Santa couldn't get us everything we wanted. So today, 28 PIC writers gather to unleash their personal "shit they know they're not going to get" lists.
Shit Wars is a new game show in which contestants shit into translucent toilet bowls for viewers at home to see and judges to score. Crap your way to Shitking!