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The year 2005 isn't everything we had hoped for, but with a few tweaks (more steroid use and Iraq war coverage, etc.) it might be a little better.
The Three P's of creative writing: Poetry, Pretention, and Please make it stop. Class, give up now and leave it to the prose.
Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.
A free form poetry apology to that 'special' girl you barely knew, but had to break it off with. Parting is such sarcastic sorrow.
Find out what goes through the average single guy's mind during the day... start to finish, completely uncensored.
Twelve rules for avoiding primetime pilot disaster, in spite of FOX's enthusiasm for your 1970's identical twin mixup drama starring Pepsi.
When the harshness of winter finally convinces your college to close down, how will you spend the day? Whatever you do, please add alcohol.
Don't believe the glossy, smiling brochures or the misleading campus tours. Beneath it all is a big pile of shit you will regret ever stepping in.
A fresh, investigative look at the importance of pursuing school spirit. And the inherent difficulties in achieving it.
Maximizing your fun-to-danger ratio requires a bit of careful planning. Just remember: there's always safety in numbers of the opposite sex.
Please don't ignore the wisdom of experienced college cleaning staff. Because when it comes to brothels, they know exactly which type of ecstasy to avoid.
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.