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Vegetable deaths outweigh animal deaths by the BILLIONS. And no vegetable is safe, not even the baby carrot.
A healthy dose of Adderall and a "fuck it" attitude can get you through final exams stress free. Or just cheat, whatevs.
Your friends have finally forced you off your Xbox and out of the house to meet a real girl. Will you make it through the evening with her?
Sex now is scarier than your first time, thanks to a myriad of new diseases and dicks runnin' wild.
Women will never understand the strange view men have of monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers like Johnny Appleseed.
An apology from a 6th grade teacher who led his team to victory by any means necessary.
Chuck Norris is not as all-powerful as you thought. Learn his vulnerabilities, exposed by fact-checkers everywhere. Here's looking at the REAL Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has brainwashed some people into complete submission. Here's what these die-hard 'Chuck fans' have to say about Anti-Chuck Norris Facts.
#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.
An unbiased and scholarly account of the remarkable genesis of one of life's little essentials. If you like wearing wet clothes, DO NOT READ THIS.
Hey, remember that really crazy shit that went down in the back room of the carnival? Come on, I know you remember. You killed a fucking clown.
The delicate art of seducing your most prized member begins by earning it's trust. That means always choosing appropriate times and holes.