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Every year we beg Santa for a few hard-earned gifts, possibly even intangible wants. Don't worry, we know exactly which ones we won't get.
Touching the toilet seat at school is like the chocolate kiss of death. Fortunately, new techniques like the Pinch and Pull keep you clean.
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?
Think you rank with the best of the best, most hardcore college students? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this quiz first.
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.
Helpful hints for transforming your unquestionably lame presence with the ladies into a viable weapon of seduction.
It's hard to imagine companies funneling hard-earned revenues into temporary employees who build Styrofoam cup villages.
Men have always thrown out all standards after enough drinks. Now women can feel the same uninhibited satisfaction with these female beer goggles!
The 20 funniest, most important rules of AIM. Read and apply, or else risk becoming a social outcast.
Court's actual college admission essay. Caution: 'after-school special corniness' comes in large doses.