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The delicate art of seducing your most prized member begins by earning it's trust. That means always choosing appropriate times and holes.
Oh, you thought you had crazy co-workers? You've got nothing on these bitter, angry, depraved, and sexually outlandish bosses and employees.
Do you want to kill yourself one day? Of course you do! Follow these guidelines for a note that'll really wow your roommates.
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!
Pretend to know about books and stuff, and teachers will give you better grades, and people of the opposite sex might actually sleep with you.
From semicolons to poetry to logical fallacies, there's not a page in the book you can't fake. Even the one that was never written.
Chuck Norris is not as all-powerful as you thought. Learn his vulnerabilities, exposed by fact-checkers everywhere. Here's looking at the REAL Chuck Norris.
His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.
Listen, I know it's been a while since we've had a serious talk, but my penis already feels like it's burning in Hell. Oh God, please help me!
Matters of the heart may seem abstract, but with the right enthusiasm and passion, you'll be meeting your GOALs (Girl Offering Anal Love) in no time.
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).
It's not like you're wearing sunglasses you know. I can feel the heat from your eyes burning on me like a thousand suns. You want me so badly.