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A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?
Think you rank with the best of the best, most hardcore college students? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this quiz first.
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.
Another day in the life of man versus his own brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.
Helpful hints for transforming your unquestionably lame presence with the ladies into a viable weapon of seduction.
The 2004 Miss America Pageant may be shorter, skimpier, and less talent-based (thank God), but that won't stop it from sucking even worse.
It's hard to imagine companies funneling hard-earned revenues into temporary employees who build Styrofoam cup villages.
Men have always thrown out all standards after enough drinks. Now women can feel the same uninhibited satisfaction with these female beer goggles!