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Court's actual college admission essay. Caution: 'after-school special corniness' comes in large doses.
Macy's takes on the NYPD in front of cheering thousands in this spectacularly dangerous annual tradition.
How do you get rid of ants in your pants fifteen minutes before work starts? You snipe-pinch them of course!
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!
How do you stop the extra-large soft-drink phenomenon in America? Maybe we can use it to our advantage...
If you're going to drink and drive, be a man about it. Seriously, the bigger the better.
Feeling a little stressed out with exams and term papers? Get the ultimate cynical perspective here and things won't seem nearly as bad.
Make extra cash at college selling fake parking hangtags. Everyone loves the sketchy campus dealer!
LOL is dead. Every laugh is different in form and intensity, just like in person. Here's how to use physical hand spasms to represent your laughter on any keyboard.
The Alberto V05 shampoo-makers get a prank call about their animal testing policy. All the dog wants is some fruity conditioner and a good pampering!
A career opportunity announcement from 7-Eleven. New combat training and intensive care units make 7-Eleven the perfect career move.