We the Drunk Chick of the United States of America
We, the people, are the drunk chick at the bar. We are expected to do very little, except pick the politician who promises us the best stuff, and then get fucked by him later.
Comedy Writing
Questions I Have About the Two-Headed Teen(s) from Minnesota
How does dating work? Do they look for one guy they both find attractive, or two separate guys? What if one doesn’t find the other’s boyfriend attractive, can she object to sex?
Sarah Palin Makes Me Want to Lay Pipe in Alaska
To put it mildly, Sarah Palin makes me want to lay pipe in Alaska. And if she's not up for getting freaky the Washington way, let’s hope her pregnant daughter is.