A Blue Apron Recipe for a Productive Morning
Take the shirt from the bottom of your laundry pile and sniff the underarms. Deem the shirt "not that smelly" and pull it over your head.
Abigail Barr is a comedy writer based in New York City. She was a frequent contributor to Funny Or Die, where her work has received over 40,000 page views. Her work has been seen on stage at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, The Reckless Theater, The Magnet Theater, and The Peoples Improv Theater. She is in the advanced study sketch writing program at The Upright Citizens Brigade. Other website writing credits include Robot Butt, Bit Comedy, and The Belladonna Comedy. Follow her on Twitter.
Take the shirt from the bottom of your laundry pile and sniff the underarms. Deem the shirt "not that smelly" and pull it over your head.