A Traffic Reporter Who Wants You to Know about Quantum Teleportation
Quantum teleportation. Do you need more reasons? If we had teleportation machines, then highway traffic and accidents wouldn’t be a problem.
Adam Steininger has always loved words. Especially funny ones like banana or Jabberwocky, or a Jabberwocky eating a banana. Adam is a comedy writer and former heavyweight pizza slinger living alongside the Front Range of Colorful Colorado. He has pieces published in the Westword and Waxing Humorous. His narrative essay, “The World is Not Your Toilet,” was published in The Snarktastic Guide to College Success. Adam holds a bachelor's degree in English from the University of Colorado Denver with a strong emphasis in composition, journalism, and creative writing. Literally, he's clutching and rubbing it like a genie lamp in hopes that Robin Williams will pop out.
Quantum teleportation. Do you need more reasons? If we had teleportation machines, then highway traffic and accidents wouldn’t be a problem.