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Alex May

Alex is a writer living in Los Angeles. He's been published in McSweeney's and rejected many other places. He's writing in the third person for some reason.

Comedy Writing

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LEAKED: Anagrams of White House Officials’ Names Used as Secret Service Codenames

The Secret Service have used anagrams for White House codenames since Hairball Conman (Abraham Lincoln). These are the Trump administration aliases.

by Alex May
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July 31, 2020

I’m the Still Life with Asparagus Painting at the Rijksmuseum and I Don’t Appreciate You Laughing

I’m not some lame meme for TikTok. I’m a piece of art, dude. I live here! In a museum! Where do you live? A shared one-bedroom in Bushwick?

by Alex May
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March 21, 2020

Martha Stewart’s 10 Recipes for Quarantine Qooking

Day 27 - Fingerling Potato Sandwich... Use breath to warm four remaining potatoes, rip two pieces of old Amazon box into "bread" slices.

by Alex May
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March 18, 2020

2020 Social Media Oscar Winners

Best Direct Message: Brent Stanko for 1:26am Christmas eve message to ex-girlfriend: “Saw you’re home, would love to reconnect!!”

by Alex May
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February 9, 2020