A Victim’s Guide to Summertime Water Safety
They must be swimming in one of the Great Lakes. This guide does NOT apply to the lesser Finger Lakes.
Alexa Kocinski is a writer whose work is featured in McSweeney's, Belladonna, The Reductress, Medium, and a defunct website called Below the Fold. She lives with two cats who always review her pieces before she submits them and give her suggestions on ways to improve. “Have you tried making your stories smell like catnip?” and “This would be better with more mice” were their most recent notes.
They must be swimming in one of the Great Lakes. This guide does NOT apply to the lesser Finger Lakes.
His portrayal of sexual obsession and lustful yearning is so convincing, a social worker from CPS has come to watch three consecutive performances.