Jokes
My wife believes in horoscopes. That’s so embarrassing. But what can you expect from a Libra.
Some politicians stand for the truth. As its replacement.
Hieroglyphs, lately discovered scratched in a wall in Tutankhamun’s tomb: “You must be joking!! Can’t a pharaoh oversleep once like everyone else??”
When I could travel in time, I would travel back to the moment I wrote the first word of this sentence and change it to “If.”
God, exhausted after having created the sun: “Let’s call it a day.”