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Alice Phillips Columbia, SC

Alice is a writer and occasional lawyer in Columbia, SC. Her recent work has appeared in Points in Case, as well as Reductress, McSweeney's, the Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw Humor, and Little Old Lady Comedy.

Comedy Writing

The Missing Diary of a Serial Killer, or Possibly of a Toddler-Parent

I think about how life could have been easier if I’d just stayed the course and resisted certain… urges.

by Alice Phillips
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June 11, 2024

“Uh Oh! Woman Fishing for Compliments Accidentally Catches Constructive Criticism”

by Alice Phillips | February 3, 2025 | Reductress

“Cat Who Bit You Just Thought You Were Into Biting”

by Alice Phillips | November 14, 2024 | Reductress

Woman Finds Insomnia Relief by Keeping Partner Awake Too

by Alice Phillips | September 11, 2024 | Reductress

Should We Have a 23rd Child?

by Alice Phillips | August 27, 2024 | The Belladonna

At Tonight’s Performance Of Antigone, The Role Of The Chorus Will Be Played By A Swarm Of Cicadas

by Alice Phillips | May 31, 2024 | Slackjaw

An Inquiry Regarding The Omission Of “Nap Time”

by Alice Phillips | April 28, 2024 | Slackjaw

“Ode To A Dog’s Bath”: A New Posthumous Collaboration Of The 19th Century English Romantic Poets

by Alice Phillips | April 17, 2024 | Little Old Lady Comedy

Naming Strategies for Hyphenated-Surnamed People Who Happen to Reproduce with Other Hyphenated-Surnamed People

by Alice Phillips | March 13, 2024 | The Belladonna

An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

by Alice Phillips | June 1, 2023 | McSweeney's Internet Tendency