Famous Moments in Alcohol: How the Question Mark was Formed
With all the yelling going on by kings and emporers in the Middle Ages, exclamation points everywhere grew very, very tired. Soon, they turned into alcoholics and began hunching over.
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Famous Moments in Alcohol: Why #1 is the Best Even Though It’s the Lowest Number
In an epic battle for supremacy, the numbers face off against the Roman Numbers in a secret brothel filled with hot letters. But the real winner turned out to be #1.
Famous Moments in Alcohol: Why Dice Have Six Sides
I’m also just going to go ahead and assume you’d like to hear the true story about the invention of brain surgery, how dice came to have six sides, why the Burnt City was never rebuilt, and why Satan’s pitchfork has three prongs. Super, let's begin.
Famous Moments in Alcohol: Awesomely Alcoholic Americans
Mankind's history is littered with moments when booze reigned supreme. America's high points include General Grant's whiskey habits, Paul Revere's loud drunken warnings, and the early recruitment of U.S. Marines.
Seven Epic Drunk Dials, Round 2
Once again I hope to God that I have an exaggerated memory, or that my friends, voicemail, text messages, email, bank account and court records are lying to me, because if not, I'm kind of a fuck-stick.
Drunken Drive-Thrus
Five of the more unique drive-thrus my friends and I sometimes wind up at after one too many double shots, including the Medical Drive-Thru and the Post Overly-Idealistic Plans Drive-Thru.
I’m Here for the Gang Bang
HorseCock stripped down to his bare ass. Everyone at the house stopped partying to watch the spectacle. The practical joke was about to commence...
Six Everyday Conversations Under Alcohol-Induced Honesty
Six conversations college students would have in everyday life if daytime drinking wasn't so heavily looked down upon, from dealing with cops to potential employers.
How to Use Your Brain to Get Laid (The Cerebellum)
Modern research tells us the cerebellum controls cognitive functions like attention, language, and music - 3 key ingredients in getting laid.
Party Barge: The True Story of Noah’s Ark
How did Noah gather the animals? How did he feed them all? How did he keep them from reproducing aboard the ship? One answer: BOOZE!
Post-Party Morning After Acronyms
15 acronyms to help shorten the same tired post-party conversations about girls, drinking, and wicked hangovers.
Famous Moments in Alcohol: The Titanic Tragedy
To truly understand where we are going as partiers, we must understand where we have come from. That includes studying the alcoholic tragedy of the Titanic.