Messy Woman’s iPhone Terrified of Bars Reopening
The iPhone knows it’s not “chill” to say this, but she prefers the pandemic life. She’s happier now!
Comedy Writing
2020 Wrapped Updates Spotify Chose Not to Share
You pity-listened to your friend's new pandemic comedy podcast once so you'd have an answer next time he asked if you "Tuned in with Tim."
I Don’t Know Who I Am Anymore if I’m Not Receiving and Ignoring Election Emails
I am in the wrong house. Where are the 17 pieces of paper asking me to vote Jackie F to help save the environment?
I’m the Friend Who Gets Emotional When Drunk and Needs to Tell You Something in the Bathroom Right Now
Like, it's actually important, it will only take a second or 30 full minutes, time means nothing to me, I'm 7 shots deep and had lettuce for dinner.
“New York Can Never Die!” I Say After Seeing One Show on Broadway and Rewatching Gossip Girl
I mean, it’s the concrete jungle where dreams are made of (the first time I went I was 5 and I don’t really remember it).
The Coronies – Pandemic Awards for This Year’s Best Performances
Best Foreign Film: When my boss tells me to speak up in meetings, sorry can’t, don't understand what’s happening.