How to Get Him to Notice You by Turning into This 1,000 Piece Puzzle of Ancient Greece
Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than putting together a woman’s misshapen pieces and presenting a beautiful picture to post on Instagram.
Amanda ReCupido's writing has appeared on McSweeney's, Funny or Die, The Belladonna Comedy, Little Old Lady Comedy and Robot Butt, among others. She is the author of the children's book, Anthony Rizzo is a Good Italian Boy.
Nothing makes a man feel more like a god than putting together a woman’s misshapen pieces and presenting a beautiful picture to post on Instagram.
Next thing you know you’ll be tangoing in the sheets yelling “HOOAH!” like the blind retired army veteran Al Pacino won the Oscar for portraying.
"Gone in 60 Seconds": I watched until they stole their first car, which was, fittingly, 60 seconds. I got the gist. Commence make-out.
When your friends go out for Spanish ham and don’t invite you, that’s lomo fomo.
Still seeking the level of inner peace of a woman in a commercial eating a single square of dark chocolate.