A Shit So Big You Need to Call Your Mom
We’ve all been there, sitting on the toilet, ass bleeding, thinking, “Why me? What the hell did I do/eat to deserve this?”
Comedy Writing
Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2017
It's a brand new year and we can finally put all that BS behind us... unless you're David Bowie, Prince, George Michael, or Carrie Fisher.
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (Not That You Care, Grandpa)
The undertones are more disturbing than a simple Christmas accident: Grandpa and the rest of the family took out Grandma deliberately.
Top 5 Sexiest Female Slayers/Hunters
The hottest supernatural female slayer/hunters, as well as those women who just happen to have bad-ass monster-killing skills.
Five Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2016
In 2016, at least we'll know Donald Trump has been defeated, Star Wars will live on, and I'll live on without Panera and Starbucks every day.
We Wish You an Annoying Chistmas
This year I thought I'd pick apart the song that encourages underage drinking, extortion, blackmail and murder: "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."
Top 5 Sexiest Female Psychopaths/Sociopaths
I wouldn’t mind any of these hot female actresses trying to control parts of my mind and body, regardless of how poorly they acted the whole thing out.
Five Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2015
I’ve noticed a general shift in the public’s thinking about whether or not it’s appropriate to wear yoga pants and leggings as everyday pants. WEAR THEM, trust me.
Do They Know It’s Christmas on the Moon?
Everyone knows this song helped eradicate hunger in Africa, which is why there are no hungry people there now, but did you know it also cures Ebola... and intelligence?!
Top 5 Sexiest Female Demons/Devils
The Top 5 Sexiest Female Demons/Devils, granted their title for no other reason than sheer hotness, regardless of how hellish their movie or TV show was.
Five Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2014
Five things I’m looking forward to in 2014, aka “The International Year of Family Farming, Crystallography and Small Island Developing States.”
Santa Baby, I’m a Materialistic Whore
What we've got here is Madonna, singing in a little girl voice to what could only be construed as her dad, dressed up as Santa. Or in other words, "GROSS, DUDE."